Will Preston

Tag: Grand Theft Auto

Another Rockstar game with great hats

by on Apr.13, 2011, under First Look

This year, I only just managed to catch that brilliant film that is L.A. Confidential. Watching films about morally ambiguous cops wearing hats and suspenders kinda makes you wish you could get away with wearing such a style down to the local Co Op and back. Thankfully, I can just resort to pretending to do that behind the safety of my Xbox pad, as Rockstar Games once again avoid releasing another Grand Theft Auto.

Originally announced for the Playstation 3 as an exclusive title (bringing their exclusive title library to almost double figures), L.A. Noire eventually moved over to the cross platform side of the party (that’s a damn good party to be at). The game takes place in the city of Los Angeles (I’ll pause why you calm down from surprise) at the end of the Forties, where men were men and women were more woman-ish than they are nowadays. Lousy women’s liberation grumble grumble. You’ll be on the side of the law this time as you’ll play a detective caught up in corruption and murder to a pleasant jazz soundtrack that fits in nicely. Nothing says corrupt murder like a trumpet solo.

One of the main features of the game is the new motion scan technology that makes the faces move more face-like. Now for the first time in a videogame, people will actually have more than five expressions. It’s only a matter of time before someone takes that technology and bastardises it into a game where you run around making bizarre faces at people. Mind you, as long as it has a decent multiplayer, I’d still buy it.

The game is set to have the same gameplay layout to Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead Redemption, but will probably allow you less bazooka rampages than you would get from Niko Bellic. If it’s anything like the first Mafia game, the cars will look nice, but handle like a bath on wheels, whilst the guns will shoot people…providing you aim them correctly. Not much to say on that really, is there. Ok, we’ll probably see a saturation of Tommy guns, leading to gamers everywhere to shout out endless James Cagney lines at an annoying volume.

So far, L.A. Noire is looking to fill that Trilby shaped hole for now that Mafia 2 failed miserably at doing. After taking nearly seven years and around $50 million to make it will be released next month on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.

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Mark Wahlberg can be funny too!

by on Oct.13, 2010, under Films, Review

I’m going to stop going on about Will Ferrell films for a while. Mainly because the last few articles have been about the fuzzy haired improv-happy chappy. Look at him, though; he is a happy looking man. And he should be. Him and Adam Mckay have finally come close to beating Anchorman. It’s been five long years, but it’s finally happened. One of the main things that attracted me to The Other Guys from the start was dragging in Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson to a movie which spoofs their character archetypes from most movies they’ve been in.

And for some reason, this happens...

Wahlberg is the moody cop with a plate of chips on his shoulders, whilst Jackson and Johnson both play the hyperbolic cop buddy action due. Wait a sec. Jackson and Johnson? There’s a sound to that I like. Someone inform all the studios about my possible new idea for a spin off cop show. Thankfully, those two big names don’t overshadow the film as they are taken out of play in the first act of the movie. This provides the characters of Ferrell and Wahlberg to step in as the comedy counterpart.

A few years ago, Empire magazine (or was it Total Film? It’s like trying to tell the difference between Nuts and Zoo…) ran a small article on the roles of Ferrell with a short conclusion that his funniest roles are dependent on whether he is wearing a wig at the time; Ron Burgundy and Mugatu being good examples. When the barnet comes off, his quality can waver a lot like his hair underneath. Without a cranium rug, the man is naked. Not to say that he is dependent on comic props, it just helps his character. His character in this new addition is Allen Gamble, an annoying accountant for the NYPD, or a ‘fake cop’ as Terry Hoitz (Wahlberg) labels him.

The odd couple goes beyond the act; being that Wahlberg has never been in any role near Ferrell’s silly style. And he really took to it well, a good example being the fight talking argument between the two at the very beginning. Granted, Ferrell comes out as an unexpected winner (and a funny winner at that), but Wahlberg shows he can play a loser character just as well as the clowns. Even Michael Keaton gets the laughs in as their boss; a police captain who has a second job working at Bed Bath and Beyond in order to fund his bi-sexual son’s college degree. Heartwarming, eh?

Jackson and Johnson hugging in a manly way

There’s nothing much to say about the story, unsurprisingly. It’s generic, but tips the hat to a lot of cop clichés. There’s the ex-girlfriend that causes the hero grief, there’s the one terrible act of his past and there’s the over the top car chases (‘Where did you learn to do that?’ ‘Grand Theft Auto!’). In it’s own right, this could easily be the next light hearted cop buddy film instead of a spoof. It really gets under the skin of its counterpart and wears it well. Ok, that was a bit creepy.

The jokes come fast and frequent and there’s rarely a dull moment. My only gripe was Steve Coogan, who provided the McGuffin and not much else apart from a few Partridge-esque lines (‘I know a place where we can lay low – my Penthouse. I use it for prostitutes and meeting my parents. Not at the same time, as that would be weird.’). Granted, he got more screen time than expected, but I can’t figure out whether his role was over shadowed or he wasn’t given enough to work with. It was nice to see him anyway, old Coogers!

My main thought after seeing this was whether it was better than Anchorman. The jokes are on the right level and the cast is strong, but it’s a high mantle to take over from. As you read this I’m still debating over it.

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Can Ferrell brush down Anchorman with some Hot Fuzz? A First Look at The Other Guys.

by on Sep.16, 2010, under First Look

“I'm being physically threatened by an ex fuzz!” - Alan Partridge

Alight, Will Ferrell hasn’t come close to raising the previous bar set by his own Anchorman Accomplishment, but let’s give the man a chance to topple over that towering spire of comic silliness that we all love. After a barrage of slightly funny affairs, I’m a bit reluctant to spend my salt at the cinema. Not even 3D Ferrell could draw me in. For once, I might have to venture out my cave.

The Other Guys  looks like the B-Side to a kick arse single; the A-Side being the Samuel L Jackson/Dwayne Johnson combination. This first duo play the typical Lethal Weapon cop duo; a pair of New York City cops who have as much respect for public property as they do for their modesty. They might as well have 15 inch long hand guns shaped like dongs that shoot man lasers. You get the image, jah? But the film isn’t about them. It’s about the other guys, the ones back at the office who do the paperwork. Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are two (wait for it) mismatched detectives who would be more likely to misfile an arrest warrant then beat a confession out of a bastard.

Cue the typical fish out of water comedy. But it does look funny. I laughed more than once during the trailer. That’s a rare thing, keep in mind. Ferrell looks on form, but he’s not usually good playing fairly straight characters. One part of the trailer see’s them shaking up a typically nervous Steve Coogan. When is the Alan Partridge movie coming out? Hopefully this will be the next good Ferrell film and not the US trying to do Hot Fuzz.  It’s out tomorrow, so let me know if I need to lower my anchorman DVD from it’s high pedestal.

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